Weezakhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unjust troll.

Weezakhom created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weezakhom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weezakhom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Weezakhom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Weezakhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Weezakhom on top of all buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not record signs concerning stars.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.