Lagfidmegdiss Sakfunvag Gatteenbonbenmigsis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient hare.

Lagfidmegdiss Sakfunvag Gatteenbonbenmigsis created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagfidmegdiss Sakfunvag Gatteenbonbenmigsis, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lagfidmegdiss Sakfunvag Gatteenbonbenmigsis, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lagfidmegdiss Sakfunvag Gatteenbonbenmigsis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Lagfidmegdiss Sakfunvag Gatteenbonbenmigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing turquoise corsets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing indigo dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your back.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.