Nulnegflyam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm cat.

Nulnegflyam created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulnegflyam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulnegflyam, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nulnegflyam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nulnegflyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six foxes in one place.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.