Wadwotxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless dugong.

Wadwotxuck created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadwotxuck, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadwotxuck, it will ignore you.

Wadwotxuck's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wadwotxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face brown.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not speak about limes.