Gessmutnull is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciless wyvern.

Gessmutnull created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessmutnull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gessmutnull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gessmutnull's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gessmutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black scarves on sacred days.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Gessmutnull loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Gessmutnull's priests.