Jandiddam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish slug.

Jandiddam created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jandiddam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jandiddam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jandiddam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jandiddam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Jandiddam on top of important buildings.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing blue tights and balancing four gold spheres on your face.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.