Spagapplig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty lizard.

Spagapplig created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagapplig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Spagapplig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Spagapplig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Spagapplig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.