Cusshab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise badger.

Cusshab created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusshab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cusshab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cusshab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cusshab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.