Tadgardin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving finch.

Tadgardin created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tadgardin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadgardin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tadgardin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tadgardin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Tadgardin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not take Tadgardin's name in vain.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.