Babzogdam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless salamander.

Babzogdam created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babzogdam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babzogdam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Babzogdam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Babzogdam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Babzogdam loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.