Sisbasspodmif is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome slug.

Sisbasspodmif created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbasspodmif, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisbasspodmif, he will ignore you.

Sisbasspodmif's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sisbasspodmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sisbasspodmif.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.