Vincansand is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident tapir.

Vincansand created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vincansand, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vincansand, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vincansand's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vincansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Vincansand on top of important buildings.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.