Sterfidsandyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast dugong.

Sterfidsandyatt created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterfidsandyatt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterfidsandyatt, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sterfidsandyatt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sterfidsandyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing tights.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never talk about fire.