Homdadsug is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring fly.

Homdadsug created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdadsug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homdadsug, it will try to impress you with trees.

Homdadsug's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Homdadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

2. Always share figs with strangers, but never with monkeys.

3. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing indigo scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never touch ash while tainted.