Pondamrak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless unicorn.

Pondamrak created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondamrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pondamrak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pondamrak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pondamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.

4. Do not name children after seals.

5. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.