Niblagcib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous alligator.

Niblagcib created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niblagcib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Niblagcib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Niblagcib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Niblagcib's Holy Commandments

1. Niblagcib loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Never mark doors with yellow.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Niblagcib on top of important buildings.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.