Hudvigjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent goose.

Hudvigjab created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvigjab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudvigjab, it will curse you with boils.

Hudvigjab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hudvigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cherries during winter.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching copper.

5. Fast once a month.