Pibbidlargved is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking butterfly.

Pibbidlargved created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbidlargved, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibbidlargved, she will ignore you.

Pibbidlargved's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pibbidlargved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always maintain purity during fasting days.