Cimcambest Veenwonbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cimcambest Veenwonbug created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cimcambest Veenwonbug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cimcambest Veenwonbug, he will strike you with lightening.

Cimcambest Veenwonbug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cimcambest Veenwonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always take life seriously.