Soggudnell is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able goose.

Soggudnell created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggudnell, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Soggudnell, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Soggudnell's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Soggudnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Never mark doors with violet.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the west.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.