Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow eagle.

Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine dolphins near towers.

2. Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Xuctinmiplarptonk Sinfasdavtof in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.