Yogdotgom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful lion.

Yogdotgom created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdotgom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogdotgom, she will turn you into a slug.

Yogdotgom's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yogdotgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to rats while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.