Sterben is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful bird.

Sterben created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterben, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sterben, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sterben's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sterben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Sterben must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.