Zigmutnartpomapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish horse.

Zigmutnartpomapp created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigmutnartpomapp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zigmutnartpomapp, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zigmutnartpomapp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zigmutnartpomapp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zigmutnartpomapp.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.