Govshavarnbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent crane.

Govshavarnbog created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Govshavarnbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Govshavarnbog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Govshavarnbog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Govshavarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

4. Never prepare oranges during winter.

5. Pray towards the east.