Logquatsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy narwhal.

Logquatsand created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logquatsand, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Logquatsand, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Logquatsand's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Logquatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Run away if nine bats approach from the east.