Boglanfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive wasp.

Boglanfeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglanfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Boglanfeb, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Boglanfeb's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Boglanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Boglanfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.