Mildondav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish spider.

Mildondav created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mildondav, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mildondav, she will not invite you to parties.

Mildondav's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mildondav's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mildondav.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not prepare corn while filled with pride.