Hasgighanmumkomfarfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying raccoon.

Hasgighanmumkomfarfit created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasgighanmumkomfarfit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hasgighanmumkomfarfit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hasgighanmumkomfarfit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hasgighanmumkomfarfit's Holy Commandments

1. Hasgighanmumkomfarfit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never paint your legs red.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Always stare at clouds.