Boggessdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless guinea pig.

Boggessdog created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggessdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Boggessdog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Boggessdog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Boggessdog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Boggessdog.

2. Boggessdog loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.