Zanmutnardab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless wasp.

Zanmutnardab created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Zanmutnardab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanmutnardab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zanmutnardab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zanmutnardab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not place turnips upon stone.