Cathotyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid elephant.

Cathotyatt created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cathotyatt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cathotyatt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cathotyatt's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cathotyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing violet trousers and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cathotyatt in the centre of the settlement.