Neglan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring hare.

Neglan created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neglan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Neglan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Neglan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Neglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta trousers.

2. You must love Neglan.

3. Never paint your back black.

4. Always store figs above ground.

5. Never think about nebulae.