Manbifstip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow fish.

Manbifstip created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Manbifstip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Manbifstip, he will be very sad.

Manbifstip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Manbifstip's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Manbifstip.

3. Always store nuts above ground.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Manbifstip on top of all buildings.