Catgepgebmob is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-confident whale.

Catgepgebmob created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Catgepgebmob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catgepgebmob, she will torture you forever.

Catgepgebmob's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Catgepgebmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers on sacred days.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Hide from black voles for they are unholy.