Hanbusbid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind mole.

Hanbusbid created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbusbid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hanbusbid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hanbusbid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hanbusbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hanbusbid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Do not fashion tools from titanium.