Cidcabkan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, emotional ant.

Cidcabkan created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidcabkan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cidcabkan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cidcabkan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cidcabkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

3. Always store tomatoes above ground.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Always pray immersed in water.