Tanyarvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful mouse.

Tanyarvil created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanyarvil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tanyarvil, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tanyarvil's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tanyarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never cross mountains at dawn.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never look at planets.