Ligquimflyhinjenhudmonrut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing salamander.

Ligquimflyhinjenhudmonrut created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligquimflyhinjenhudmonrut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligquimflyhinjenhudmonrut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligquimflyhinjenhudmonrut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ligquimflyhinjenhudmonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never mark doors with turquoise.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not make images of living things.