Butgonpibhivponbiggetcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking deer.

Butgonpibhivponbiggetcuss created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butgonpibhivponbiggetcuss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butgonpibhivponbiggetcuss, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Butgonpibhivponbiggetcuss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Butgonpibhivponbiggetcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always maintain purity during fasting days.