Bidvinlist is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical unicorn.

Bidvinlist created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Bidvinlist, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidvinlist, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bidvinlist's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bidvinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to nematodes while wearing brown tights.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Fast once a month.