Rawort is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless scorpion.

Rawort created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Rawort, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawort, she will be very sad.

Rawort's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rawort's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rawort on top of all buildings.

3. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Run away from blue manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.