Dumgunflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered tapir.

Dumgunflat created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgunflat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dumgunflat, he will turn you into a worm.

Dumgunflat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dumgunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dumgunflat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dumgunflat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.