Misbumhitquatnad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional hydra.

Misbumhitquatnad created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbumhitquatnad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Misbumhitquatnad, she will make you grow a tail.

Misbumhitquatnad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Misbumhitquatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Misbumhitquatnad loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not covet oxen.