Hombadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust swallow.

Hombadneg created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hombadneg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hombadneg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hombadneg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hombadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to aardvarks while wearing black tights.

2. Do not sing at rivers.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.