Getrenfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, overgenerous human.

Getrenfad created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getrenfad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getrenfad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Getrenfad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Getrenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with sharks.

2. Put Getrenfad first in all things.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Getrenfad in the centre of the settlement.