Tiptarpnilbamdadrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless beaver.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiptarpnilbamdadrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiptarpnilbamdadrag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

3. Tiptarpnilbamdadrag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing indigo rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.