Fenyarpgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish bat.

Fenyarpgep created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Fenyarpgep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fenyarpgep, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fenyarpgep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fenyarpgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Never jump near tortoises.