Stragmingem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered skunk.

Stragmingem created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmingem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragmingem, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stragmingem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stragmingem's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of geese.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragmingem.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.