Dunjammat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong camel.

Dunjammat created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunjammat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunjammat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dunjammat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dunjammat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always store strawberries above ground.