Latmidsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced goose.

Latmidsat created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latmidsat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latmidsat, he will turn you into a frog.

Latmidsat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Latmidsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.