Zodvonkap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid sheep.

Zodvonkap created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Zodvonkap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zodvonkap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zodvonkap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zodvonkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never speak at dawn.