Pogsidhugquill Yatvadwon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful faun.

Pogsidhugquill Yatvadwon created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsidhugquill Yatvadwon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogsidhugquill Yatvadwon, he will not care at all.

Pogsidhugquill Yatvadwon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pogsidhugquill Yatvadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.