Quatditzed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring lizard.

Quatditzed created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatditzed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quatditzed, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quatditzed's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quatditzed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight voles approach from the south.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Always act with obedience.