Bosswaphun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent mongoose.

Bosswaphun created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Bosswaphun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bosswaphun, he will torture you forever.

Bosswaphun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bosswaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Always store limes above ground.

3. Put Bosswaphun first in all things.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.